Unisex "Weekend Calories Don't Count" Funny Motorcycle T Shirt

Unisex "Weekend Calories Don't Count" Funny Motorcycle T Shirt

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Unisex "Weekend Calories Don't Count" Funny Motorcycle T Shirt
  • Unisex "Weekend Calories Don't Count" Funny Motorcycle T Shirt
  • Unisex "Weekend Calories Don't Count" Funny Motorcycle T Shirt
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Unisex "Weekend Calories Don't Count" Funny Motorcycle T Shirt

Unisex "Weekend Calories Don't Count" Funny Motorcycle T Shirt

$29.99 $22.99 | You Save 23%
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Size

Staple T-Shirt Size Guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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Ships From: Dallas, TX, USA
Fit: True to size
Fabric: Soft & breathable
Print: Long-lasting, fade-resistant graphics
Returns: Easy & stress-free
Shipping: Ships within 48 hours
Fabric & Material

Made from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this T-shirt offers a soft, smooth feel. Fabric composition varies by color, with solid and heather blends, while the lightweight 4.2 oz./yd.² fabric ensures breathable, everyday comfort.

This funny motorcycle t shirt says it all — Weekend Calories Don't Count At Biker Rallies. Featuring bold vintage-style typography, checkered race flags, and a classic chopper graphic, this tee captures the spirit of every rider who lives for the weekend and the open road.

Built for the biker rally lifestyle, this shirt speaks the language of riders who know that the best memories happen on two wheels. Whether you're rolling into Sturgis, hitting a local bike night, or just repping your love for motorcycle culture, this graphic tee fits right in.

Crafted for everyday comfort, this unisex tee offers a relaxed fit that works on and off the bike. The soft fabric holds up ride after ride, making it a go-to piece for your regular rotation.

  • Perfect for biker rallies, motorcycle meetups, and road trips
  • Great casual wear for the garage, weekends, and bike nights
  • A standout motorcycle graphic tee with retro biker attitude
  • Makes a great gift for motorcycle enthusiasts and rally regulars
  • Unisex sizing — built to fit all riders

A bold, rally-ready biker graphic t shirt that brings the humor and the horsepower. Wear it proud every weekend — because the calories definitely don't count.

Follow our care instructions to look after your products

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.

Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.

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Frequently asked questions

Explore the most common questions our customers ask and find quick, helpful responses below.
What is the return policy?

We want you to love your purchase. If something isn’t right, just let us know—we’re here to help. We gladly accept returns and will work with you to make sure you’re fully satisfied with your experience. Your happiness is our priority.
Where do you ship from?

All orders ship directly from our facility in Dallas, USA. This ensures fast delivery, reliable shipping times, and consistent quality control from our team.
How can I be sure your products are high quality?

We carefully inspect every item before it leaves our facility to ensure it meets our quality standards. If something ever falls short, we’ll fix it—period. Our goal is to give you products that look great, feel great, and last, so you can shop with total confidence.
When will I get my order?

Orders are processed quickly—typically within 1–2 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive a tracking number so you can follow your order every step of the way. Delivery times vary by location, but most customers receive their items within 3–7 business days.
Where are your products manufactured?

We partner with trusted manufacturers who share our commitment to quality, craftsmanship, and ethical practices. Each product is made with care to ensure it meets the high standards our customers expect.
How much does shipping cost?

Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location and preferred shipping method. We always work to keep shipping affordable—and occasionally offer discounted or free shipping promotions.

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